Palin: A cunning stunt or a stunning _____?
Gathered from some blogs:
Sarah Palin: faithful veteran in the war against ice caps.
Sarah Palin: longtime experienced commentator on local hockey
Sarah Palin: totally unsuited to be a fucking veep.
Sarah Palin: the gift that keeps on giving.
Sarah Palin: Caribou Barbie
"[Y]ou have to admit that. . . since Palin became governor about two years ago, no Russian invasion force has come across the strait, maybe because she was in charge of the Guard, maybe because she herself is a hunter and an athlete.”
Not to mention "the threat from the Canadian hordes to the east. This brave woman, using only 4,000 weekend warriors (and a few minor-league hockey teams for moral support) has fended off two imperialist tundra-grabbing nations on two separate fronts. Medal of Freedom, anyone?"
"It’s all fun and games until some lunatic zealot [Palin?] actually gets their hands on the button. The probability of McNasty stroking out and leaving Miss Kitty and her tribe of snowbillies in charge is just too high for us to risk it."
"…so when will General Palin be deployed into the Georgian theater? She could use her Super Vagina-Tron™ to transport troops in and out of battle safely!"
"[T]he possibility of Putin acting to regain the lost territory of Alaska [that we] may need her to remain on the job [in Alaska] directing that defense."
Sarah Palin: faithful veteran in the war against ice caps.
Sarah Palin: longtime experienced commentator on local hockey
Sarah Palin: totally unsuited to be a fucking veep.
Sarah Palin: the gift that keeps on giving.
Sarah Palin: Caribou Barbie
"[Y]ou have to admit that. . . since Palin became governor about two years ago, no Russian invasion force has come across the strait, maybe because she was in charge of the Guard, maybe because she herself is a hunter and an athlete.”
Not to mention "the threat from the Canadian hordes to the east. This brave woman, using only 4,000 weekend warriors (and a few minor-league hockey teams for moral support) has fended off two imperialist tundra-grabbing nations on two separate fronts. Medal of Freedom, anyone?"
"It’s all fun and games until some lunatic zealot [Palin?] actually gets their hands on the button. The probability of McNasty stroking out and leaving Miss Kitty and her tribe of snowbillies in charge is just too high for us to risk it."
"…so when will General Palin be deployed into the Georgian theater? She could use her Super Vagina-Tron™ to transport troops in and out of battle safely!"
"[T]he possibility of Putin acting to regain the lost territory of Alaska [that we] may need her to remain on the job [in Alaska] directing that defense."
posted by V o x V a l e O at 10:14 PM
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