I am not Chris Evans

I got asked, "Are you Chris Evans. I mean really. Like, are you?"

Some dumb girl. Some drunk girl. Some girl that reminds me of Kellie Pickler.

As far as I know, I'm not. I wish in some ways. He looks hot. I lusted for him in that comic book movie. He's tight and he's got the goods. I'm flattered.

But I'm not Chris Evans.

I would do him though. What red blooded American man wouldn't?

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