My sense of humor

This man is a genius. I think a lot of people are geniuses, but he really is.

Read whatever he writes. Listen to him on NPR.

He's the only gay man on NPR.

Oh...wait, there's that Sedaris guy too. He keeps me in stiches as well, but this guy I'm talking about is much more twisted and insane. He's got a dark sense of humor. I like that in a man.

You could see him getting in a bar fight and winning. Sedaris would not win. Amy Sedaris might. She's a tough gal. David is not a tough gal.

Of course, I'm talking about the one, the only, Augusten Burroughs you silly nilly. Check out his books: Possible Side Effects, Magical Thinking, Dry, Running with Scissors, and Sellevision.